This column should be read while listening to “Umbrella” by Rhianna (running time: 4 minutes, 14 seconds).

• David Price spent $202 getting a taxi to O.co Coliseum in Oakland on Friday with the San Francisco Bay Bridge closed due to construction. For those not familiar with the Bay Bridge, that would be like the U.S. 41 bridge over the Peace River shutting down for a day — only more so.