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Updated: 12/13/2012 08:00:06AM

Itsy bitsy spider went down your throat last night

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By LUKE WILSON

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According to various sources, the average person swallows eight spiders a year. I just thought I’d start your day off with something that is as thought-provoking as it is skin-crawling and gag-producing. My buddy KC shared this on Facebook last week, so you can thank him as well.

What is it about spiders that scare the mud out of most people and creep the rest of us out? I think if it had been a spider in the Garden of Eden, rather than a serpent, Eve would’ve screamed for Adam to come kill it and that would’ve been that. But then again, if the spider had a low, toe-curling voice like Barry White, mankind would’ve still been cursed.

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